I FINALLY FOUND THE DAMN THING!

...*cough*

sorry, but I've been looking for this damn thing for the past 3 or 4 years >.<;;

my senior year in high school, my english teacher had us write a parody of a (somewhat?) famous poem (C. Marlowe, "The Passionate Shepherd to His Love") using a modern profession instead of a shepherd, lol ( Read more... )

either click here to see it in a diff window, or click the cut to see it, but warning: it's WIDE.

and lacking a lot of info, but I'm working on it:P

( family tree thingy )

omfg, I love my family sometimes! XDDD ( Read more... )